One day, when I was in my boat, I saw the biggest fish that I have ever seen, and this fish was a big bass. So, I leaned over the edge of the boat and it grabbed my hand and bit it off.

    When I came out the next day, the bass bit my toes off. He jumped in the boat and bit both my toes off.  Oh boy, was it time to get down to business.

      Two days later, I caught it. Then it's brother came along and bit my head off. The End.